Embarassing Situation

Today began like many others, I awoke to find the humanoids still asleep. I jumped on them, stared at them, and still they did not get the message. I reluctantly made my way to the potty and upon my return noticed the short hair was in the shower. A perfect opportunity to play hide and seek! Unfortunately a piece of poop was still latched onto my fur, and as I was running around the bathroom looking for a perfect hiding place, it dislodged itself from me and found its way to the floor. I knew that this would only lead to trouble, but what can I do, I am a cat. It is not my duty to clean. I sleep, I eat, I play, I ponder the mysteries of the universe, philosophize, and blog. The long hair walked in and stepped on my poo. Hilarious. She didn't even notice at first, until the short hair made a comment. He had seen the poo, but decided against cleaning it until later. This lead to an impromptu bath, something which I earnestly detest. Lesson learned: in future be more stealthy in placing poo.