A post from the long hair

Hello dear friends, family, and followers. . . as of late my so-called adoptive family has abandoned me. I am left to pass the time playing hide and seek with the mila monster, shed my coat on the rugs and stairs, and supervise the daily mail delivery. A few weeks ago I commanded the flowers to bloom, and as expected, they have. So pretty! Can't wait to get out there and hide in my flower forest. As of late I have noticed some heightened activity in the neighborhood. The time of year is fast approaching for the Lilac Fest. How I remember last years events. Long hair was so big and cranky, how could I not remember!
The mila monster has grown so much and unfortunately has encroached on my sleeping territory. I have not been able to sleep on my bed in months! The humans fear my luxurious fur will suffocate her, alas I am banned to the foot of the bed, how ridiculous!
She took her first few steps earlier this month, and has since started walking. Not too impressive, I've been able to walk since I can remember. I honestly do not understand why they make such a big deal of it. Yesterday she got some new toys. A vacuum cleaner (yes vacuum cleaner!) can you believe it, no matter how much the short hair insists its a toy popper, it really is a practice vacuum cleaner! It's a good thing too, because the long hair is going to need all the help she gets, muahahahah..... I will not let their efforts to sweep away my fur deter me.
The mila monster also got a wooden bead thing, not entertaining at all. Why do these humans insist on such dull toys?! I prefer the cardboard box variety myself. Small boxes, short boxes, tall boxes, half boxes, catnip filled boxes, shoe boxes, cereal boxes, boxes that are so small you would think I couldn't possibly fit into but do .. . . i love them all. but my most favorite, dear readers, are those lovely blue Tiffany's boxes. Just a note in case you wanted to get me something special just because I am so fabulous. Prrrrrrrr.. .

all apologies....what else can i say...

I've been a busy little kitty. Today I took a nap next to Mila Monster. We both like to take little naps throughout the day, its our special bonding time. Last month I missed out on the festivities as I was not invited to Miss Mila's baptism. No cats allowed, the nerve! Though my sources did say that her favorite part of the evening was the purple tissue paper. I personally prefer boxes. Boxes and canned food. mmmmmmmmmm.....