I have been living in this fortress for 610 days. Some days go by faster than others. Today's goal was to count the number of humanoids that walk past my domain. I fear that there is an increasing amount of dogs in the neighborhood. What is happening? Everything started going downhill since the lilac festival a few weeks ago. I have steadily tracked an increased amount of foot traffic outside.
Something is wrong with the humanoids as well. They are becoming obsessed with this word, "baby". The one long haired human is getting bigger everyday, I fear she is unable to control her dietary intake, and tries to compensate for this by trying to control mine.
Today I let them leave the house, as I too need some alone time. They claimed to be attending the Siena wedding. If it keeps them entertained, and out of my space, I am happy to concede to the trip. In the mean time I spent the day decorating the furniture and carpets with some of my luxurious fur. I hope that this effort was not yet again done in vain, as the long hair seems to be obsessed with removing my works of art. . .
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