3 months, and no sleep for the weary

Hello gentle readers, I pray you forgive me, as I have neglected you for long enough! Prepare to be amused by my catlike pondering. Nay prepare to be in awe of my wit and intellect, far beyond the scope of my frail feline brain. But also prepare to wait a bit longer, as time seems to escape my grasp. For now, gentle readers, I leave you with some photos of the dreaded Mila Monster. Is it not amazing how my little paws have the dexterity to not only type, but also to take photos?





for some reason mila monsters have a high affinity for ryans



everyone loves tummy time!

more text, more text

I have recently been inundated with requests for more text from my gentle readers. "More text! More text!" say the fans, "More pics! More pics!" says my agent. It is now however time to update my portfolio, and i am afraid in that matter, that pictures take precedence. I have been out of steady work for over a year now, and the modeling business is no joke. Casting agents claim that i have lost my kitty face, does that make me any less cute??! I think not!


On a more interesting note, i can safely relinquish any blame for my recent onslaught of poundage, as it can all attributed to the short hairs incessant need to compensate for his lack of affection towards me with fatty wet food. We all know that cats have no self control when it comes to certain decadences. The sound of a can of tuna opening is like that of a mezzo-soprano singing Vivaldi. Oh tuna how I love thee.

where has the time gone?

Argh. I used to have so much time to post about my lackadaisical life. Alas how things change. Now that I am in charge of the baby during the day, or Mila Monster as I affectionately call her, I have no time to blog at night. I have regretfully had to cancel my world of warcraft account, as all of my friends have leveled up too much for me to even be able to party with them. The humans have no appreciation for the work I do, taking care of a baby is no easy task! It means extra shedding for me, as not only do I have to cover the long and short hairs clothes, but now there is a whole new always expanding wardrobe to deal with. It seems there are an infinite amount of new tasks to accomplish. . . but it is all worth it when she smiles:_)

glamour shots minus side ponytail

strike a pose

the anatomy of a burp . . .

more pics!

baby pictures

pics of shumai baby and mila baby

THE new kid on the block

So the humans left me for two days . . . and came back with a new addition to the house. I was at first reluctant to accept the change, but me and the new block have a lot in common. Let us just say that we share common interests. For example, I like to mainly spend my days eating and napping, and new block likes to do the same. We stay out of each others way; and I occasionally let her use my room. She seems to be unaware of my presence, and that is the way I like it. Here are some pics of the new kid, definitely not as cute as me! Honestly, look at that hair!