more text, more text

I have recently been inundated with requests for more text from my gentle readers. "More text! More text!" say the fans, "More pics! More pics!" says my agent. It is now however time to update my portfolio, and i am afraid in that matter, that pictures take precedence. I have been out of steady work for over a year now, and the modeling business is no joke. Casting agents claim that i have lost my kitty face, does that make me any less cute??! I think not!


On a more interesting note, i can safely relinquish any blame for my recent onslaught of poundage, as it can all attributed to the short hairs incessant need to compensate for his lack of affection towards me with fatty wet food. We all know that cats have no self control when it comes to certain decadences. The sound of a can of tuna opening is like that of a mezzo-soprano singing Vivaldi. Oh tuna how I love thee.